I'm never drinking again...

I know I've said this before and I'll probably say it again, but I felt it was in order after how I felt Sunday (and Saturday night). So I was all excited to go and hang out with Tiffany this weekend. They had some friends in town from San Diego so the plan was to go to a nightclub. We ended up going to Tao in the Venetian which was cool and weird all at the same time. First of all I was so excited when I got in free because I am a "local girl" - haha - and every other girl and guy had to pay $30. nah nah. Ok wait, let me rewind. All I ate that day was a sausage mcmuffin for breakfast so after my first drink and shot, I was pretty much done. That was at 8:30. Joey was in the same boat as me so we were having a grand ole time telling each other that we couldn't believe we were practically drunk before 9pm. Ok, so we get in the club when it opened, let me emphasize, and somehow the club is already packed with people. Joey and I had to pee and everyone else said they would be upstairs. So we go upstairs and can't find anyone because it was so jampacked. And I swear I felt like I was cattle being herded or something. If we weren't on the dance floor or standing by the bar, the big scary bouncers were telling us to keep moving. Hello? Where are we supposed to move to? So I felt like everyone was just being shuffled around. Now that I think about it, I don't think we ever saw Tiff and Dan again or at least for more than 5 minutes. But I got a little dancing in, and felt like the chick in the middle of the three dudes from that skit in Saturday Night Live. I can't think of the name right now. Well while I was dancing, I apparently had no sense of balance and spilt most of mine and Joey's drinks all down my shirt. For a minute there I thought I was dancing with Missy - haha. After not being able to find anyone and both of us starting to feel crappy, we decided to leave. That was at 12:30. When we got home, I immediately threw my head in the toilet and threw up all of the expensive drinks I had that night. Not fun. And the rest I cannot recall. All I know is I woke up Sunday morning with one of the worst hangovers of my life. Now I know why I don't drink very often! haha. But I did have fun and I'm glad I got to see Tiffany finally after being here for a month already!!!